Bang!! I ended up on the floor..

Last week I was sitting at my desk in deep thought….

I lent back on my chair….

Bang!!

I ended up on the floor…

Almost up on top of my cat Miriam…

I don’t know who looked more shocked…

Me or Miriam…

The plastic base of my chair had completely broken…

I immediately ordered a new chair from Amazon…

I did a bit of research first…

As I have a bad back, and I always find it difficult finding comfortable chairs…

After a lot of research I finally found the chair I wanted…

I ordered it and waited for delivery….

On Wednesday morning a huge box arrived….

I signed for it and carried it into the living room…

I started to unpack the box…

My heart sunk….

There must have being at least 30 separate components…

  • Bolts
  • screws
  • washers
  • strange -looking plastic pieces
  • wheels
  • cushions
  • Allen wrenches
  • A badly written instruction manual…

I realised that I wasn’t going to be using this chair in the next hour or so…

I was going to have to put the damn thing together myself….

Why is it whenever you buy something it seems to arrive in kit form??

When I ordered the chair they didn’t tell me I was going to have to build it myself…

Can you imagine ordering a new washing machine…

And then having to put it together yourself…

Or ordering a new car and then you find out it’s actually a kit car…

I think they should at least give you the option to pay extra…

So that you don’t have to put it together yourself…

In other words you could have two options,

  1. Put it together yourself….
  2. A slightly more expensive option, which would be preassembled….

I just find it annoying that whenever I order things online these days…

You’re expected to put it together and build it yourself…

What made it even harder was the fact that the instructions were next to useless…

Why can’t these people create a simple video and put it on YouTube…

Then on the instruction sheet they could link straight to the video…

To be honest I was completely overwhelmed…

Of course I ended up putting the chair together in the wrong order..

And had to take most of it apart and start over again….

But in the end I finally managed to put it together…

I have to say it’s a very comfortable chair….

For most, Internet marketing comes in kit form

  • Loads of components
  • lots of things to learn and do
  • badly written instructions

This sounds remarkably familiar doesn’t it…

Obviously if somebody was standing over you…

Telling you exactly what to do….

It would be much easier….

That’s exactly what I do with my coaching students….

If you feel you’d like some help accelerating your online success, we should speak on the phone..

I have two places this month in my coaching program…

It’s not cheap and it’s not for everybody…

This will be a one-on-one coaching program and you’ll be working with me personally, so this is not going to be a cheap programme.

What we will be doing is speaking each week.

And I’m going to be helping you build a recurring income either from creating your own products or from affiliate marketing.

I’m charging $5,000 for this service.

Like I said, I’ve only got 2 slots available.

If you’re serious about taking things to the next level and would like success, click on the link below.

All I ask is that you pay a $100 deposit..

After your payment we will speak on the phone and make sure this program is a good fit for you…

If I accept you into the program I will get you signed up there and then…

If for whatever reason I feel you’re not a good fit for the programme, I will immediately refund your $100 deposit.

Click here to make your deposit 🙂

Conditions:

  • You have to be happy to give a testimonial once you hit 100K.
  • I’m not offering split payments on this.
  • This is strictly first-come first-served.
  • Right now I only have 2 spots available.

I know this will be oversubscribed so i want to make sure whoever I work with is a good fit.

After you pay your deposit I’d like to talk to you personally on the phone.

If at the end of that call if I feel you’re a right fit for the programme, you’ll be welcomed to sign up.

If, however, I feel it’s not for you, you can have a full refund.

There’s no fancy sales page or sales video for this.

Like I said, I’m only accepting 2 more applications, and I’m expecting this slot to fill up very quickly.

Click here to apply for my coaching program 🙂

Have a great week whatever you’re doing,

 

 

 

Sarah Staar

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